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Friday, February 6th, 2004
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hi this is gaysean i was just checking out my friends page and saw that many people have added me over the past few months, well i'd just like everyone to know that if they dont respond to this poll they can basically consider themselves taken off of my friends page:
STATE YOUR NAME AND SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE WHICH BEGINS WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME.
thank you,
gaysean
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Monday, December 8th, 2003
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Hi, my name's Sean Llano, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!
Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!
Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!
'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!
That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!
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Friday, November 21st, 2003
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today i took a shit. it was huge. it was a volcano, which means that it extended past the water level. then i realized that it was a 50wiper. it took 50 wipes to be free of filth afterwards. then i flushed, and the big solid volcano went down the drain but then immediately after a huge brown cloud shot out and the water level started to get really high. i totally thought it was going to overflow, but luckily, it did not.
so allow me to reiterate;
the shit was
1) a volcano
2) a 50wiper
3) a clogger
4) almost an overflower
probably the most impressive shit of my life.
later guys,
gaysean
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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
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| Time: | 7:42 am. |
| Mood: | amy boogiewoogie. | | Music: | young gunz - rich girl. |
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[6 Ska Bands You've Seen Live]
1] the know nothings
2] link80
3] 5 bucks!
4] the goonies
5] less than jake
6] cool hands luke
[09 Words You're Looking Forward To Never Using To Describe A Penis]
1] loud
2] boisterous
3] bloated
5] redundant
6] orange
7] fanatical
8] open-minded
9] politically correct
[08 Things Frank Says A Lot On The Phone]
1] OK
2] mmhmm
3] why are you yelling?
4] that's not what i said.
5] right
6] i love you
7] lets catch a movie
8] sleeptightdontletthebedbugsbite
[07 Things That I Actually Fucking Ate Today]
1] peperoni pizza
2] bacon cheeseburger
3] hawaiian punch
4] turkey and cheese on wheat, grilled with mayo
5] egg salad on wheat
6] chips
7] strawberry short cake
[02 Hygenic Rituals You Engage In Every Day]
1] brush my teeth as soon as i wake up
2] i just realized that i can't talk about this shit online, i'm fucking sick
[05 Things You Do Every Day]
1] watch comets fall from the sky
2] celebrate christmas
3] prepare for Y3K
4] fear el nino's triumphant return
5] talk about how Canada isn't what she used to be
[04 People You'd Want to Spend More Time or Hang out With]
1] Frank
2] Homo Llano Bi's sororiety sisters
3] Julie's dad
4] Vin
[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]
1] Dead Poets Society
2] Fried Green Tomatoes
3] Kazzam
[02 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment]
1] "hey get rid of that full sized fridge" - The R.A.s
2] "like a 27 year old virgin" - amy boogiewoogie
[01 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With
1] the kid with the floating toast:
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Tuesday, November 11th, 2003
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| Time: | 11:53 pm. |
| Music: | last emperor. |
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BOYS DON'T QUOTE DASHBOARD.
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Monday, November 10th, 2003
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Sisters get respect, bitches get what they deserve
SIsters work hard, bitches work your nerves
Sisters hold you down, bitches hold you up
Sisters help you progress, bitches will slow you up
Sisters cook up a meal, play their role with the kids
Bitches in street with their nose in your biz
Sisters tell the truth, bitches tell lies
Sisters drive cars, bitches wanna ride
Sisters give-up the ass, bitches give-up the ass
Sisters do it slow, bitches do it fast
Sisters do their dirt outside of where they live
Bitches have niggers all up in your crib
Sisters tell you quick "you better check your homie"
Bitches don't give a fuck, they wanna check for your homie
Sisters love Jay cuz they know how 'Hov is
I love my sisters, I don't love no bitch
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Friday, October 24th, 2003
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Thursday, October 16th, 2003
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gaysean has a lot of friends. half of them, i don't even know who they are.
"if a girl sleeps over your house and she looks ugly in the morning, dont look at her and tell her you are a day laborer and make her leave before 5 am and then just stand at a bus stop til she leaves and then go back to bed"
-still the best idea ever
-adam22
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Friday, September 26th, 2003
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Saturday, July 12th, 2003
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Ukkkkk..... I remember one early anal experience in my youth.. Got the finger in her. Got two fingers in. Got three fingers in.Then we got Mr Wiggles in, Once she was quite comfortable with it, the motion became a little more vigorous and DAMN, I was enjoying the hell out of it, but then, something was wrong... something else was up in there! The old Love Rocket was ramming his head into what felt like the
point of something firm but slightly yielding, and my concentration took a nosedive. I shallowed up my thrusts, hoping to finish without touching her turd again, and it follows the Little General out towards the exit. I shallow up more and more with her poo following as if it were magnetically drawn to my sex club, until finally it was only the head that was slipping in and out. At this point only a few more strokes remained until she gave birth to a stink baby and I would have to cease screwing. I could see a quizzical look on her face, reflected in a mirror, as she probably wondered why I wasn't going deep, then she jammed her ass back up against me with a contented smile on her face and poor snuffy slid full length alongside her butt bomb, which was then poised for the drop, the tip just behind the old sphincter. That did it. All the romance of the moment evaporated, taking my concentration and erection with it. All I could think about was my willy sideswiping the full length of her turd. I had to pull out and go wash up. I dismounted, and after a couple of seconds, her initial expression of disappointment turned into one of surprise, and she decided she had to go to the same place I did. Hearing the heavy. echoing puh-THWOINK! of that ass-loaf splashing down in the shitter did nothing good for my libido. I stood there in the shower, not touching Old Winky, just letting the water hit it until it was clean enough to touch and wash properly. That was a long shower. All of my youthful innocence went down the drain with the soap suds and fecal matter, and I would never be the same again. We never spoke about it. She somehow drifted out of my world and I haven't seen her now in over 20 years. To this day, whenever I am about to do some rump-jumping, I think of her, and hope that the nether regions I am about to prod are vacant, the condom stays intact, and I come off with nothing more than a bit of brown stain on the latex. Funny how some things stick to you forever.
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| Time: | 2:53 am. |
| Music: | david banner. |
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if a girl sleeps over your house and she looks ugly in the morning, dont look at her and tell her you are a day laborer and make her leave before 5 am and then just stand at a bus stop til she leaves and then go back to bed
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J2THAKAPITOLK: dude i bet andy grant's butt STINKS
Tragedie Ann: heh
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Wednesday, March 26th, 2003
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N P L V 1 8: i egged the ollie shop today
adam twenty two: HAHAHHAHHA
adam twenty two: did i tell you what happened???
adam twenty two: ok, listen to this
N P L V 1 8: didnt snotty almost fight the guy?
adam twenty two: hahahahah ok hold on
adam twenty two: me and snotty and dave breen and brian wittick and 2 kids from concord all went to drifters
adam twenty two: and chris went in and asked for christian
adam twenty two: and he came out and chris was asking him if we could ride the pool that is in the new skate shop he is opening
adam twenty two: and christian said "i've talked to a few pros and they say that you guys will fuck it up, sorry man"
adam twenty two: and chris said "cmon man, we dont do any damage"
N P L V 1 8: hahaha
adam twenty two: and christian goes "yeah you do, your pegs fuck it up"
adam twenty two: and chris goes "i dont even ride pegs, and even if i did, that pool is too big for any of us to grind it, just make it a rule that there are no pegs allowed"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "your pedals fuck it up too man!"
adam twenty two: and chris is like "dude, we wont do any grinds, we'll just air it!"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "NO YA WONT BECAUSE YA WONT BE RIDING IT AT ALLLLLL"
adam twenty two: and chris is like "fuck that man, thats discrimination!"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE"
adam twenty two: and chris is like " FUCKING DISCRIMINATION MAN, JUST BECAUSE WE RIDE BIKES"
adam twenty two: and christian starts shaking and looking all ferocious
adam twenty two: and he's like "YOU WANNA SETTLE THIS MAN TO MAN?????"
N P L V 1 8: lol
adam twenty two: and i'm all "fuck you man, you're a faggot. you werent so tough when tim threw the bottle of piss at your head were you?"
N P L V 1 8: LOL
adam twenty two: and he like, ignored me because he didnt want to talk about that.
adam twenty two: and he followed christ outside and he is all ripping his jacket off
adam twenty two: and he's like "SHOW ME SOME PROOF THAT YOU'RE OVER 18"
adam twenty two: andchris is like "im fucking 20!"
adam twenty two: and he's like "YA LOOK LIKE YER 12"
N P L V 1 8: hahah
adam twenty two: and when he realized that there were like 5 of us he just grabs the phone and starts going 'YA BETTER RIDE YOUR BIKE REAL FUCKING FAST, IM CALLIN THE CAWPS!"
adam twenty two: and then chris ran and got a cop he saw on the street and told him that he was flipping out about to attack him.
N P L V 1 8: AHAHAHAHA
adam twenty two: it was truley insane. that guy is a fucking madman. for the record, how many skaters will be going to "the ollie shop"?
N P L V 1 8: dude, we egged it and they ran outside and god himself got in the car to come after us, and we went around and egged it again and then left hahahha
adam twenty two: HAHHAHAHAH he chased you in a car????
N P L V 1 8: yep
adam twenty two: HAHAHHA
N P L V 1 8: and we egged it again while he chased us hahahaha
adam twenty two: dude we have to make that place's existence a living hell
adam twenty two: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA did he give up and stop chasing you?
N P L V 1 8: man NO ONE that really skates will go there
N P L V 1 8: he got stuck at a light
N P L V 1 8: we egged it GOOD
adam twenty two: haha. oh man, that's so fucking great.
N P L V 1 8: like i hit the window like 3 times
N P L V 1 8: the big window
adam twenty two: i am seriously going to wipe my butt and mail it to the ollie shop.
adam twenty two: i haven't even seen the place yet.
N P L V 1 8: i wanna shit in a bag and smear is on the window
adam twenty two: i am going to put so much poop on that place.
N P L V 1 8: its called "the ollie shop" COME ON
N P L V 1 8: he dosnt even skate
adam twenty two: haha yeah i want to wear a fake beard and run in and be like "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM" and then shit in the sink.
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| Time: | 2:57 pm. |
| Music: | erin smith weiss. |
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hey guys, i got a new cell phone.
i would also like to publicly state that i am in much better shape than john mccarthy.
<3 sean
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| Time: | 6:28 pm. |
| Music: | hatebreed - kill the niggers. |
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oh yeah, i am going to florida for 2 months soon.
<3 sean
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| Time: | 6:27 pm. |
| Mood: | gay. | | Music: | stratovarious #1. |
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i just realized that when you right click on the scroll bar on explorer you can choose the option "scroll here". i cant imagine that anyone really uses that.
--gaysean
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I thought it was about time I got a picture that was actually of me. So, for your enjoyment...behold....
<3 gaysean
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Friday, February 28th, 2003
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gaysean has some new friends. he is happy to have them. he will have more soon. gaysean likes his friends.
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Friday, February 21st, 2003
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TOBY OF SINCE THE FLOOD HAS BROKEN HIS EDGE.
PS: HE IS NO LONGER VEGAN EITHER. HE ATE A HOT DOG.
-sean
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Sunday, February 16th, 2003
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imakeboysgay: so, you and this sean fellow aren't "involved" anymore ? i mean. don't you miss his sweet behind ?
adamtwentytwo: ah man, its been so long since i touched that.
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